At last, the long wait is over. Paris Hilton's autobiography, Confessions of an Heiress (Fireside), is finally available. In the new book (which we're sure she wrote all by herself), Ms. Hilton discusses her views on embryonic stem cell research, the intricacies of the Kyoto Treaty, and how Alan Greenspan's latest comments about the government's financial obligations to aging baby boomers could prove to be problematic for President Bush as he pushes for partial privatization of Social Security. Ok, so we haven't read it yet. But we're sure that's what it's about. Really.
