reports that Victoria Beckham, better known in the U.S. as Posh Spice, has signed a multi-million dollar deal to write a fashion advice book to be called That Extra Half Inch.
Wearing flats with skinny jeans is just wrong...
At least, that's what fashion guru Victoria Beckham says in her new book.
And Posh doesn't mind which A-listers she offends.
The book, called That Extra Half Inch, will have trend-setters rethinking their wardrobes.
Take Kate Moss - she often steps out in flatties and drainpipe denims but even she runs the risk of looking "like a golf club" by sporting such a combination, according to VB.
And then there's the wedge... not a great fave with our Victoria, even if they are the current trend.
"Some wedges are great but you can look like your feet are cased in cement," she writes.
"I hate those silly lacy bras with all those bits poking out beneath your top.
"You end up looking like you have four breasts," she claims.
Fashion's always been a passion for Mrs Beckham, who confessed to carrying her school books around in a Gucci shopping bag.
There are style tips aplenty in the book, which is co-written by Hadley Freeman.
That Extra Half Inch? Why do we have the feeling that the title may change when it's released in the United States? One can only hope that this candid shot of Victoria and her lovely husband David doesn't make it into the book as an example of what to wear while on holiday in Italy. Because it's just not working for us at all.